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peopleWORTHnoticing
Lois - Councillor, CE Rep - 010493
Clarinda
Geraldine - Secretary - 190693
Ellice - 070693
Regina - Councillor
Wah Lim - 081093
Ingfa
Joleen
Nisa - Green Activist, Maths Rep - 110993
Francesca - CIP Leader
Lia - Welfare Officer
Hui Juan - Sports Leader; 090693
Xin Yi - Vice-Treasurer; 300693
Sherrie - Chairperson; 210393
Chinhwee - Maths Rep [sadly]; 010393!
Jasmine - 030993
Tanya
Li Shi - 061293
Cheryl
Jee Yong - AV Rep
Kah Jun - 100893
Clement - AV Rep - 040993
Faris - Councillor, CIP Leader
Roger - English Rep
Dickson - Science Rep - 141093
Ryan - Literature Rep
Samuel Lim
Syafiq - Sports Leader
Samuel Ng - Vice-Chairperson
Nicodemus - CE Rep
Puvan
Chin Teck - Treasurer, Chinese Rep
Wilfred - Geography Rep
Winston - IPW Rep
Zheng Yong
Andrew
Zhi Sheng
Shin Wei
Sheng Hong - Welfare Officer
Shu Bei



1e406 forum

Class Comm vacancies - VICE-SECRETARY
Ppl, enter ur bday plz, so we noe...=D


ourSUPERniceSENIORS
Jackson
Jing Kai
Ji Wei
Phyllis
Shi Hui
Shi Kang
Vanessa
Wallace

ACCOMplishMENTS
Overall Champion class for Orientation Camp 2006
[enter X-country accomplishments here..]
TheOTHERS
1E1 1E2 1E3 1E5 1E6 2E4
SpeakOUT!


Poll,baby,poll!

Poll for most Extra has Ended!
Results:
Jee Yong: 60% (60 votes)
Roger: 36% (36 votes)
Ryan: 4% (4 votes)

Total Votes: 100 votes
Jee Yong won with 60 votes
Thank You for voting.

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MOST GOOD-LOOKING FOOTBALLER?
by Chinhwee

Results:
KAKA 12% (6 votes)
Cesc Fabregas 16% (8 votes)
Robin van Persie 42% (21 votes)
Jose Antonio Reyes 12% (6 votes)
Fernando Torres 2% (1 vote)
Alexander Hleb 4% (2 votes)
Cristiano Ronaldo 12% (6 votes)

Robin van Persie has won, with 21 out of 50 votes.

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DOES E4 ROCK?
by Chinhwee

Results:
DUH!!!! 42% (33 votes)
I guess so? 5% (4 votes)
Erm. NO?! 5% (4 votes)
NO! DEFINITELY NOT, DAMN IT! 48% (38 votes)

NO! DEFINITELY NOT, DAMN IT! has won, with 38 out of 79 votes.

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WHO IS THE MOST CHIO 1E4 FACILITATOR?
by Sherrie

Results:
Shi Hui 13% (8 votes)
Ji Wei 10% (6 votes)
Vanessa 13% (8 votes)
Phyllis 14% (9 votes)
Jackson (Tiffany) 3% (2 votes)
Jing Kai 5% (3 votes)
Wallace 21% (13 votes)
Shi Kang 22% (14 votes)

Shi Kang is the most chio facilitator, and has won with 14 out of 63 votes.

2nd place: Wallace
3rd place: Phyllis

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WHO IS THE MOST SHUAI FACILITATOR?
by Sherrie

Results:
Shi Kang 50% (24 votes)
Jing Kai 13% (6 votes)
Wallace 33% (16 votes)
Jackson (Tiffany) 4% (2 votes)

Shi Kang is the most shuai facilitator, and has won with 24 out of 48 votes.

2nd place: Wallace
3rd place: Jing Kai

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WHO IS THE MOST KIAM PA TEACHER?
by Jasmine

Results:
Mr Yeo 36% (12 votes)
Mr Lam 0%
Ms Maslinda 9% (3 votes)
Miss Ng 0%
Mr Ong 3% (1 vote)
Ye lao shi 0%
Mr Low 21% (7 votes)
Mrs Grace Wong 0%
Mrs Wong [geog] 0%
Mr Anand 27% (9 votes)
Miss Chan 3% (1 vote)
Mr Yusof 0%

Mr Yeo is the most kiam pa teacher, with 12 out of 33 votes.


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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Stuff
plastic cups->$1.70(40 cups)
paper plates->$1.90(20 plates)
plastic spoons->$0.90(30 spoons)
plastic forks->$0.90(30 forks)
tissue->$0.75(100 tissues)
satay sticks->$0.85(1 packet)
tongs(my relative)->$1.90-$3.40(1 tongs)
charcoal->$3(3kg)
rubbish bags->$0.85-$1.20(10 bags)
Food
chicken wings->$5.60(2kg)
hotdogs->$1.30-$1.50(10 hotdogs/packet)
cuttlefish balls->$4-$9(1kg)
marshmellows->$2(200g)
nuggets->$3-$5(400g-450g)
chips->$2.50-$3.50
prawns->$0.95(100g)
Drinks
pepsi-> $1.45(1.5litre)
coke->$1.90(1.5litre)
7 up->$1.45(1.5litre)
sprite->$1.65(1.5litre)
green tea->$1.70(1.5litre)
ribena->$5.90(1 litre)(the syrup kind then u make into 1 big jar)
packet drinks->$2-$3

sotong
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8:41 PM



WAH!!! i a few days never come class blog........a 'war' went off on the tag board........

sotong
blurblur

8:37 PM



Heya heya, your games I/C here, i've come up with a couple of games we can play for the gathering, so here goes.

1. Dirty little secret
A game whereby you scribble you dirty little secret in a fake handwriting and get everyone to match the secrets to the person. Last one standing wins.

2. RPG {was for the other team but bah, kinda fun lah}
Class will be split up into two groups at random. Boys vs girls isnt possible because alot of the boys are kiam pa and are caught up in the trend of not going just because it looks cool.. -_-. Anyway, one group will represent Heroes and justice and whatever shit it is that cartoons love to boast about and the other will be THE VILLAINS! =D. Yeah, then a team captain will be elected, they'll hold a meeting and decide who they want to hit first, where to plant their members and such. To send someone out of the game, you have to hit their forehead. No cheating hor. Yeah, winning team is the one who has the most members after the whole thing. As in when one group is totally wiped out coughcoughHeroescough.

3. Hide and seek!
:D, fun fun fun <3.

4. Smacko
One suay person will be in the middle, armed with a newspaper for a weapon. It's basically a sabo game, 'cos someone will shout your name and you have to shift it to someone else! Before you get smacked, of course.

5. *E4 idol!

This one is kind of tentative? If you're too shy then nevermind.

6. OOHLALA dance-off
So it's not really a game, but IT'S DAMN FUN, CAN? HAHAHAHA!

7. Water bomb fight!

8. Truth or dare?

P.S_ We need someone to bring a camera and upload it to the computer and a photographer. Candid shots all over and maybe a few group shots? =DDDD

P.S.S_ Everything here is tentative lah, if youre not happy with it, please tag now. OR, if you'd like to play your own games, tag too.

-geraldine

11:10 AM

Monday, October 30, 2006

thank you thank you you're far too kind
extra food will be distribute among us and[actually you need not wory as puvan will eat up almost everything] there can also be a eating competition if you want it and lishi i'm not blind and i only need to read one message not two of
them..... oh what am i saying ......f........comp.......shi........ice-cream......keybo....

5:05 PM



do it your way
thy shalln't bother
but thou will pawn stones to prevent hunger;
thou shall not regret
meaning : you can do it your way, i would not bother
i'll sell of stuff [stone=jewels / valuables] to buy food so that
i would not be hungry and i will not regret my decision.
sct

10:31 AM



Stupid la! Some stupid firewall thingy or dono wad went to completely block out the whole password thingy.. Now i cant access the blog anymore!!! Whatever la, i wont die also... Tralala~

Back to the boring lifestyle... School ends... (i hear many 'yays')

Blah blah blah...

It's 1+ am now... What a magnificent time to blog...
And surprising geraldine's still online too...

Cockroach

1:09 AM

Sunday, October 29, 2006

lame la sct.......dont worry the prices there quite reasonable one la.....ok if u tat worried ALL E4-ER PLEASE BRING SGD$5 FOR THE GATHERING!!!or else sct see not enuf money then die of heart attack..... jkjk btw....erm would u ppl prefer to drink packet drinks or those kind the big big bottle of syrup mixed with water... please 'tag' which one u prefer....ty

PS: sct......i still dont understand y she wont accept the money....

sotong
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11:24 PM



DOTS... :/

Wah lau Chin Teck, small matter (ok ya somehow) then you go blow up until like nuclear explosion...

These kind of thing don't need to worry so much one lah...just learn to go with the flow man...

Relac lah brudder...don't so stressed.. =.=

- Sherrie

2:06 PM



$$$
okay let me tell you the price of the food
prawns:$2.60 for 200g-prawn size is not confirms
sausague:$2.50 for 10 sausage
chicken wing[middle]:$5 for 20-25 chicken wing
tidbit: $0.50 per person
packet drink:$7 for 24 packet of drinks-don't expect them to drink plain water
charcoal: [estimation- about $10] depend on brand and size
they are going to play the whole evening and their gonna get hungry and tired
each person is gonna eat at least:3 prawns =$0.30
2-4 chicken wings =$1
1-3 sausage =$1
1-2 packet of tidbit =$1
2 packet drink =$0.58
not including rice and charcoalone person eat :$3.88
the remaining $0.120.12 x 32 =3.84
so do you still think that $3.50 is enough

part 2
damnit i miss out the price of the paper plates... li shi what make you so sure she would accept the money she's not gonna accept the money no matter what thus i suggest... the helpers ay least bring $20 for buying the stuff on the actual day she not gonna accept the money thus helpers, please bring $20 please do bring the money or there will be lots of probs during that day also help me to inform all helpers that they need to bring $20 [sct]

10:51 AM

Friday, October 27, 2006

ok la sotong here ar.... about the $$ thing.........

1st about the 'not everyone will come thing' erm....on thursday we have already asked who will comfirm not come....i think 8 people said tat they will not be coming.... so 40-8=332x3.50=$112 erm i think $112 is enough to buy all the things we need....and there might be a possibility tat we might have not enough money so people please bring more money on tat day... but we will try to stick to the budget..(i am seriously lagging) (32 x 4 =$128)

2nd 'not everyone will pay' erm i think it might not be possible coz is u dont pay u cannot go into the house...so be cooperative and pay.....

3rd 'the amount of food one person eat will be at least $4' really meh???

4th 'prawns are freaking expensive' not everyone likes to eat prawns...anyway it is no tat FREAKING expensive.......

now for the BIG question....'who is gonna pay for us in NTUC and what if she does not accept the money'....dickson will be paying for us in the NTUC and wat do u mean by 'if she does not accept the money' she should be very happy to accept the money wat.....

11:12 PM



budget budget budget
sherrie this is regarding the class gathering
$3.50 is not enough as...
1.not everyone will come
2.not everyone will pay
3.the amount of food one person eat will be at least $4
4. prawns are freaking expensive
thus i sugest $4
if there is more than expected, give to dickson's mum
big question: who is gonna pay for us in NTUC and what if she does not accept the money

time line for helpers
11.30am: helpers met at dickson house
12am-1pm: buy stuff
1.30pm-3.30pm: prepare and fetch people
2.30pm-10pm: games and latest time you should go home

helpers:
lishi: bouncer
geradine:gamer?
nisa:buy buy and buy more
dickson:landlord
sherrie:organiser
chin teck:budget

no money, no entry

sorry clement we could not have a bouncer like you as you're gonna mess up the event

8:44 PM



This is from me to you, 1E4.



Janice Wei - Long Distance


when i'm feeling blue
lost without a clue
sparks between our eyes
nothing can be as true
seemed my life were you
paintings that i drew
one plus one makes two
how i wish to caress you
tell me where we heading to
what we do may seem so cruel
was it good enough good bye's the time you leave
the time you break my heart in two
even though we're far apart
send my love with all my heart
when you miss me at night
look at the star shining bright
for the time you pull me through
all the things i do for you
running tears from my eyes
thinking how will i survive
next good bye

4:24 PM

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Details of the class gathering! (:

WHAT: 1E4'S OFFICIAL CLASSGATHERING-CUM-BARBEQUE (:
WHERE: DICKSON'S HOUSE! (more specifically, his backyard. haha.)
WHEN: 4th NOVEMBER, SATURDAY

Listen up very carefully from hereon.

I obviously can't post Dickson's address up here right. So yeah, if you all dunno how to go to his place, please meet at the bus stop right outside Serangoon MRT Station between 2 to 3 pm, and then call me or Dickson okay, and we'll send people to fetch you from there to Dickson's place! (:

LISTEN UP EVEN MORE CAREFULLY FROM HERE.

We've tweaked the plans only slightly. THERE WILL BE A WATER BOMB FIGHT! :DDDDD

So yes, come dressed in dark clothing okay? Then afterwards you all can change back to whatever. (:

And yes, please bring $3.50 for the supplies we'd have bought by then, if not our bouncers won't let you in. ^^

So.

STUFF TO BRING:
- $3.50
- EXTRA CHANGE OF CLOTHES
- EXTRA FOOD IF YOU WANT TO. (:

Thanks lots 1E4. I love you all lots.

- Sherrie

10:37 PM

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

HI PEOPLE!!!!!!! long time no post.....btw i am freakingly pissed by the f**king IPW. MR ASS made us stay back until 5pm ok...i repeat 5PM!!
ok let's forget about MR ASS and talk about the e406 gathering!!! woooowooooooooowooooowooooooooo......

QUESTION NO.1 : WHEN IS THE GATHERING.....IF NOT DECIDED OR DONT KNOW HOW TO DECIDED ASK PPL WHEN WILL BE A SUITABLE DATE.....

QUESTION NO.2 : ARE ALL PREPARATIONS(SP CORRECT?) DONE?








blurblur

9:54 PM



first, let me intro u to mr ass. if u dunno who im refering to, read my blog, it will tell u who it is, aniway, if u read my blog, u will noe wad i wan to say n tell ervy1, tat bloody asswipe who made us, stark raving mad, waste loads of precious time, if we had to make him pay $1 for every min he made us waste to each of us, he wud b so dead, we practically speant the entire sep hols in the iMac lab n after sch time going to film la! as this is a cls blog, i try not to type vulgarities=) less la, not no la, so juz go read my blog if u wan it filled wif more vulgarities.
-jas #16=P

8:34 PM

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, dun let e4 cls blog die leh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:03 PM

Friday, October 20, 2006

AHHHH! IT'S BEEN GONE FOR LONGER THAN EVERRRRRR!!!!!

GUESS THE CLASSMATE EP. 10! :D

K is short.
K has an unusual feature on his/her face.
K has a branded bag.
K is in a UG.

Who is K?

Ahahahaha, I think you all will take a longer time guessing this one. (:

As for Ep. 9 (wayyyy back in September)....Winston Tan is the winner! J is Lim! Hahahaha. As in Samuel Lim, you nincompoop.

AHAHAHAHA happy guessing! :D Ep. 11 will be out when I'm back from my Bangkok trip...also if anyone has even guessed it yet. Muahahaha. :D

Remember, your first guess will be your only guess. So guess wisely! (:

Ahhh I really hope Ng can handle everything for that one day (monday)! -_- I'm worried sick just thinking about what might happen in that one day!! x.x

- Sherrie
Your favourite only Monitor. [:

WALL OF FAME
DICKSON (EP. 1 AND 4)
ZHENG YONG (EP. 2)
CHIN HWEE (EP. 3)
GERALDINE (EP. 5)
CHIN TECK (EP. 6)
LI SHI (EP. 7)
JASMINE (EP. 8)
WINSTON (EP. 9)

7:14 PM

Thursday, October 19, 2006


happy tree friends are back again!
not menat for small childrens or big babbies

4:58 PM

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Yo all...!
Wasn't visiting the class blog so often. Guess its because i got game to play. LOL. Anyway, i dun get the last 2 post. I only know the 13 days left that post. Haha. Seems like im missin out alot!

Anyway, This post is dedicated to the goats in Hay's Dairy and Miss Ng.

The Trip was fun. The smell aint that bad and i asked some people a question where they have 2 options to choose from. Cant post it here, Its too insultin'. Can ask me if u want! Oh yea.. The reason i said the post was dedicated to the goats and miss ng is because i have some pics on them!

ok.. Here are some goats pic :)
Ps - The pics may be blur

Awww.. Aint he cute?


This Goat is sure Mad.. Cant take a clear pic of it!


Milkin Goats! Wonder if Zhi Sheng was in that group..


Shu Bei WAS feeding the goat that way.. Wonder if the goat licked her hand.
PS - The goat was seriously old.


These small goats look cute when they're eatin'!

Is he cute? or is he not?

The post couldnt take anymore pics.. Cont'd on another post :]


5:57 PM



This is part 2.. 1 post couldnt take more then 6 pics?
Anyway, Continued from the other post, The other goat pic.


Nothin to comment? maybe some one edit this post?
-End of Goat Pics-
And this is dedicated to Miss Ng.

Hmm.. I remembered hearing Miss Ng say (during the start of the trip), "I am as FRESH as ever" well, She's Sleepin'!

Yea.. Thats about all the pics i got, And im too lazy to post other stuff.. So bye!
Signing off, The carrot boy.


5:56 PM



ya...i totally agree=) i remember hatin sherrie cuz she was lyk bossy? haha, not really bossy la, but very drama=) haha, ok la, but when i got to noe her more, now its lyk, she got bossy meh??? she care bout us mah~ she got drama meh? haha, she's juz over-reacting, as usual, to make us laugh=P haha, n i used to think geraldine was a brat, which i dun think so now, n lois was a stuck up show off[aniway, she's NOT], but HEY! now they r all my best frens~ haha, n wahlim was the guai gia, always studyin, but now she has this crapping club, haha, so funny=)
-jasmine=)

4:20 PM

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Hey all.

It's only Tuesday, 17 October, but do you all realise that we only have 2 and a half weeks left together?

That's only 13 school days...thirteen school days. And then we'll all be dispersed for the holidays before we become...2E4'07. Doesn't it sound so raw, so foreign? I thought so too.

Don't you all think time has passed so quickly?...Do you all remember coming to this school for the very first time after your PSLE...then actually walking in it clad in the new and unfamiliar uniform...the place where you would be spending your crucial foundation years in...?

Do you remember the feelings when you walked into a room full of unfamiliar faces? Being thrust into a crowd of strangers, all the newness that you felt, the raw feeling that you felt...

Remember Orientation Camp? We had to bond exceptionally fast...bunking with each other...haha...and our caring and warm facilitators...us going through workshops, games, meals...us winning the Overall Camp award...

Think about it, ...we've actually been through so much in the duration of this year. Yes, we had feuds and quarrels, rivalry and jealousy, hatred and nonchalence...but nevertheless, as a whole, more or less, don't you feel that 1E4 is some sort of a family?...

We had each other's backs whenever we were tackled by bad grades, got punished together when we were too noisy, celebrated good news together (heck, even bullied teachers together!)...

We've endured so many things as a class; the unfairness of some teachers, piles of holiday homework, really lousy teachers, examinations...

And of course, we shared the glory whenever anyone from our class was honoured in front of the whole school, and not to mention class achievements...like several weeks straight of problem-free spot-checking... ((:

Think about the impressions you had of some people in the beginning of the year, and then think about what you think of them now. Much difference, right? Even if we've found out horrible habits in some peoples' personalities, it shows that we know each other.

We're so used to each other, have you noticed? (: We're used to the way Clarinda interrupts a teacher to ask a question, the way Li Shi makes wise cracks during a lesson, Kah Jun being a cockroach-penguin, Shenghong and his...behaviour, Winston's $$-loving, Tanya's debating with teachers...

....see? We are a family after all. (: Search your heart now, and you'll know that there isn't any other sec 1 class for you, and 1E4'06 will never be replaced in your heart yeah.

I love all of you guys. Really. No matter how much I seem bothered by any of you, deep down (sometimes deeep deeeeeeper down) I love you all. No one else can (or will) ever replace any of you in my heart, not just 1E4'06, but you people, the individuals, because, to me, there's only one of you in this world, that's how unique you are. (:

It's really been an exciting ride being your Chairperson for the half-year, thanks for thinking me suitable for the role...it wasn't easy all the time, what with the responsibilities and 1E4's flamboyance and loudness, but yeah. It was bittersweet, fun, anything else I could've hoped for or dreamed of.

- Sherrie

7:28 PM




this is totally stupid haha
sct click to enlarge

6:14 PM



NEWS FOR E4 PEOPLE
-sabo
-field trip
-review
-LOL
[haze: 7/10 -perfume: 7/10]
-SABO-
puvan was sent up to the stage unwillingly as he was not acting to be asleep.
when that guy came towards us, sct told puvan to act as if he was sleeping/pupils in front of them 'gave way' or 'open up' to let him past/he chose puvan as puvan was like staring at him
like a baby/when he was chose to go up, ng and sct were laughing like hell and when he started doing his 'slacking' dance, both sct and ng were laughing until they started coughing...
[ puvan revenge: puvan plans to call [mac lao] and [ugly ogre-'tay'-] up to stage but as none of them were present, he sabo [malimblah] on the stage, [malimblah] ask a few teacher to come up and they were saying why she called them up here-puvan told the reporter[live]-later, [malimblah] wanted puvan to stand infront of the stage but the guy dancing chose her to stand infront [haha this is retribution] puvan did the most perfect slacker dance
-FIELD TRIP-
this field trip is mainly for us to kill time but the time wasted is better than staying in school and watching the walls. remember to bring you writing stuff, water bottle...[ i encourage you to bring your HP as it is boring n the bus and we are now out of school already thus there is no reason for them to take away our HP 'HP=health points or hand phones' ]
-REVIEW-
if you want to watch ALIEN RESURRECTION during Low's classes please inform sct
PS : there is some violence similar to happy tree friends and some part of the show is not meant for people like andrew, it also contain the fuc* word. it is near to NC16 but it is still rated as PG
-LOL-
andrew and lim ping thinks that the orange blog dunno what 'trash come here . blogspot . com' is actually our class blog

4:32 PM

Friday, October 13, 2006


HELLO PPL!! i think monday is already the day for us to check our exam papers. so good luck everyone!! ((: i hope we all can pass and do well with flying colours!!



ORIGINAL GUAI KIA


P.S give u all a treat! chocolate!

9:15 PM




this is the show we watched during the'mini e4 gathering' quite nice as there is suspence and violence
sct

12:26 PM

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

stare at this pic. and you should see black spots in some the white circle when there isn't any spots at all.
hahahahahahaha......cough cough........hahaha
you are now under the spell of the grim reaper
sct aka grim reaper

1:05 PM

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

An old lady and pet food
One morning, an old lady goes to the grocery store to buy cat food for her little cat. She looks around and picks the most expensive kind of cat food. As she approaches the cashier, she tells her, "Nothing but the best for my little kitty."
The clerk tells the old lady that she can't sell her the cat food because a lot of old people buy cat food to eat it. She then tells the old lady that she needs proof that she has a cat. So the old lady goes home, takes her cat, and drags it to the store.
Once the clerk sees that the old lady actually has a cat, she sells her the cat food.
The next day, the old lady goes to the grocery store again this time to buy dog food. She looks around and picks the most expensive kind of dog food. As she approaches the cashier, she tells her, "Nothing but the best for my little puppy."
The clerk tells the old lady that she can't sell her the dog food because a lot of old people buy dog food to eat it. She then tells the old lady that she needs proof that she has a dog.
So the old lady, who is now very frustrated, goes home, takes her dog, and drags it to the store. Once the clerk sees that the old lady actually has a dog, she sells her the dog food.
The next day the old lady goes back to the grocery store with a jar in her hands. The jar is covered with old newspapers and it has a little hole at the top. The old lady goes directly to the clerk and politely asks the clerk to stick her finger in.
The clerk immediately refuses because she is afraid that the old lady has a snake inside. The old lady assures the clerk that there is nothing in the jar that will bite her. So the clerk sticks her finger inside the jar and feels around.
She tells the old lady that whatever is inside, is very soft and mushy. The old lady now tells the clerk to take her finger out, and smell it. The clerk does what she is told. As soon as she begins to smell her finger, she starts to yell, "this jar is full of crap and my finger smells like shit."
The old lady, with a smile from one ear to the other, tells the clerk, "Very well. Now Do you think I can buy three rolls of toilet paper



George Bush among Kids
Wondering how his popularity was among the children, the American president, George Bush visits a school. After explaining a little bit of the governmental platform, he asks the kids if they had any questions.
Bob raises his hand and says: I have 3 questions for you... 1) How did you manage to win the elections, even though you had less votes?2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without clear reasons?3) Don't you think that the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest act of terrorism in the world's history?
At this very moment the bell rings and all the kids run out of the classroom.
After the break, Bush tells the kids to feel free to ask him more questions and this time Joey raises his hand and says: I have 5 questions for you...
1) How did you manage to win in the elections, even though you had less votes?2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without clear reasons?3) Don't you think that the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest act of terrorism in the world's history?4) Why did the bell sound 20 minutes earlier today?5) Where's Bob?

Carpet Layer and The Parakeet
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
"No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes" he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.
"Here" she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway". "Now" she said, "if only I could find my parakeet".

this jokes are stupid
sct grim reaper

11:51 AM

Saturday, October 07, 2006


i feel so suay today(maybe i am blurer than usual)...........
in the afternoon around 4pm(i think) i wanted to walk out of my room to watch tv. When i was walking out of my room.... i knocked my head on the damn light switch.... Then at around 8pm....my leg kick the stupid coffee table.......now i my head and my foot hurts.....
and the highest PSI reading for today is 150 which is unhealthy...people expecially those who got respiratory problems....try not to go out too often....

11:31 PM

Friday, October 06, 2006

I guess this is the perfect job for me...
the Grim Reaper hahaha....
*cough cough*.... hahaha
[ain't he cute?]
Posted by:
$ct



Chin Teck, Dun mind me using ur post cause i'll be posting a short one.
It has been a few minutes past the 27th hour since i post my quiz and, NO ONE made a guess. Actually, Chin Hwee Did guess.. She guessed THANA SEELAN.. Its XXX Wrong. I shall hereby give everyone a clue!
here it goes: The clue to the answer is a TV show and it has six words.. I think..
Carrot signing off.

4:15 PM




say what's up duck! do i see a carrot around this blog, it makes me hungry

2:16 PM



Carrot here..


Can i tell those people like
-SYAFIQ
-CHIN TECK
-RYAN

NOT TO post your stupid quarrels here?
Do u know what u are posting is a TOTAL waste of space??
This is A BLOG.
NOT A DEBATE/FORUM
YOU CAN ALWAYS USE THE 1E4 FORUM,
WHICH IS ON THE LINKS,
BELOW ALL THE NAMES..

I dun oppose on people posting what happened to classmates..
BUT
Please do not post things like,
e.g Chin Teck[ Masturbates] at[ Pink Games]

THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY.. QUOTING FROM A POST I DELETED.

And Chin Teck, Please chill man.. the source of the problem is Puvan.. Ryan only added a few drops of oil to the fire mah.. let the matter rest la..

The ONE AND ONLY, Super Carroty Carrot,
Signing off.


12:27 PM

Thursday, October 05, 2006

YOYOYO!
ITS ME AGAIN!
CARROTTY CAROT!

Im here for another quiz,
for y'all,
1e4-ers to guess!

Since sherrie's Guess the name has stopped for awhile,
i will keep this quiz thinkin thing alive!
I should explain the rules clearer.

1: DO NOT post answers on the tagboard as it will cause ppl to copy answers
2: DO NOT tell ppl ur guess and tell it to me personally.
(reason for reason 1 and 2 is simple. There is 1st, 2nd and 3rd prize)
3: Prize is given on a 1ST COME 1ST SERVE BASIS. I dun care if u sms or call me.
4: I will not be blamed for biasness.
5: The prize money will change, starting from today.

Here's the quiz/question:

Unscramble these letters to form 6 words.
lwoowtarhtnsoeemanibalii

Prize:
1st prize: $1
2nd prize: $0.60
3rd prize: $0.40

Unscramble it to form a name of something*/somebody.

Happy thinkin!
Good luck for e maths paper tomorrow
Bye!

Door of Game:
Round 1: S.T Shu Wen (1st)
G.L Jia Min (2nd)
- NIL - (3rd)

*can be anything. e.g tv show, sports, people's action, etc.

3:06 PM



haha, arithmancy~

Character
Heart
Social

Lois Chan
C-9 H-7 S-2
Clarinda Choo
C-4 H-5 S-8
Geraldine Lam
C-2 H-3 S-8
Ellice Goh
C-4 H-7 S-6
Regina Hong
C-8 H-3 S-5
Hong Wahlim
C-2 H-7 S-4
Ingfa Wilepananon
C-8 H-5 S-3
Joleen Too
C-3 H-1 S-2
Khairunisa
C-3 H-5 S-7
Francesca Lee
C-2 H-8 SH3
Lia Marcelina
C-8 H-8 S-9
Lim Huijuan
C-1 H-7 S-3
Lim Xinyi
C-7 H-9 S-7
Sherrie Tay
C-2 H-2 S-9
Tan Chinhwee
C-2 H-2 S-9
Jasmine Tan
C-7 H-7 S-9
Tanya Singh
C-1 H-2 S-8
Tong Lishi
C-5 H-6 S-8
Cheryl Yong
C-6 H-2 S-4
Chan Jeeyong
C-8 H-8 S-9
Cheong Kahjun
C-9 H-6 S-3
Clement Low
C-5 H-7 S-7
Faris Iskandar
C-4 H-3 S-1
Roger Lee
C-4 H-3 S-1
Dickson Lee
C-7 H-7 S-9
Ryan Lim
C-2 H-1 S-1
Samuel Lim
C-6 H-9 S-6
Syafiq
C-5 H-1 S-4
Samuel Ng
C-2 H-9 S-2
Nicodemus
C-4 H-5 S-8
Puvan Raj
C-4 H-5 S-8
Seng Chinteck
C-1 H-1 S-9
Wilfred Soon
C-5 H-8 S-6
Winston Tan
C-5 H-7 S-7
Zheng Yong
C-4 H-2 S-2
Andrew
C-2 H-6 S-5
Wang Zhisheng
C-6 H-6 S-9
Wong Shinwei
C-2 H-2 S-9
Yu Shenghong
C-8 H-5 S-3
Lou Shubei
C-4 H-8 S-5

what the numbers mean~
1 - This is the number of the individual, the solitary unit. Ones are independent, focused, and determined. They set a goal and stick to it. They are leaders and inventors. Ones find it difficult to work with others and don't like to take orders. They can be self-centered, egotistical, and domineering. They are often loners.
2 - Two represents interaction, two-way communication, cooperation, and balance. Twos are imaginative, creative, and sweet natured. Peace, harmony, commitment, loyalty, and fairness are characteristic. But two also introduces the idea of conflict, opposing forces, and the contrasting sides of things: night and day, good and evil. Twos can be withdrawn, moody, self-conscious and indecisive.
3 - Three represents the idea of completeness or wholeness, as in the threesomes past-present-future and mind-body-spirit. Three indicates talent, energy, an artistic nature, humor, and social ease. Threes are often lucky, easygoing, and highly successful, but they can also be unfocused, easily offended, and superficial.
4 - Like a table that rests solidly on four legs, four indicates stability and firmness. Fours enjoy hard work. They are practical, reliable and down to earth; they prefer logic and reason to flights of fancy. They are good at organization and getting things done. Like the cycle of the four seasons, they are also predictable. They can be stubborn, suspicious, overly practical and prone to angry outbursts. The conflicts possible in "two" are doubled in four.
5 - Five is the number of instability and imbalance, indicating change and uncertainty. Fives are drawn to many things at once but commit to none. They are adventurous, energetic and willing to take risks. They enjoy travel and meeting new people but may not stay in one place very long. Fives can be conceited, irresponsible, quick-tempered and impatient.
6 - Six represents harmony, friendship, and family life. Sixes are loyal, reliable, and loving. They adapt easily. They do well in teaching and the arts, but are often unsuccessful in business. They are sometimes prone to gossip and complacency.
7 - Perceptive, understanding, and bright, sevens enjoy hard work and challenges. They are often serious, scholarly, and interested in all things mysterious. Originality and imagination are more important than money and material possessions. Sevens can also be pessimistic, sarcastic, and insecure.
8 - Eight indicates the possibility of great success in business, finance, and politics. Eights are practical, ambitious, committed, and hard working. They can also be jealous, greedy, domineering, and power-hungry. Eight is said to be the most unpredictable of numbers and can indicate the pinnacle of success or the depths of failure; the potential to go either way is present from the beginning.
9 - Represents completion and achievement to the fullest degree (as it is the complete number, three, expressed three times). Nines dedicate themselves to service, often as teachers, scientists, and humanitarians. Strongly determined, they work tirelessly and are an inspiration to others. However, they can also be arrogant and conceited when things don't go their way.

taken from: http://www.beyondhogwarts.com/harry-potter/articles/an-introduction-to-arithmancy.html

11:56 AM

Wednesday, October 04, 2006


YOYOYO!
Carrot here!

I've got a quizzy quiz for y'all! 1e4-ers!
Its only 1 question..
(P.S Sherrie.. I never copy ur quiz hor)

Guess wat im trying to say here:
Nose Kid Nehs I'd Eel.



1st to tell me get - $2
2nd to tell me get - $1
3rd to tell me get $0.50

Happy thinking
And its correct answer only.
Its getting late.
I wish all Good Luck for yer EOYs
bye!

(P.S. Jasmine knows the answers.. If u ask her and i find out.. I would do all means to get back my money.)

10:17 PM



THIS MESSAGE IS FOR THE FAMOUS SISSY,SENG CHIN TECK:THIS IS A CLASS BLOG NOT YOUR SAD ,SOBBING DIARY.
P.S A RECENT POLL CONDUCTED SHOWS THAT YOU ARE THE MOST HATED,IRRITATING,IDIOTIC,PIMPLES ON YOUR FACE,GREEDY,ASSHOLE AND THE BEST CANDIDATE TO BE ZY'S GAY PARTNER.
sct: i'll not edit your post but you can nag on for all you want!

2:34 PM



AH SENG SUCKS HIS OWN DIG
AH SENG DADDY'S BOY
AN EMBBARASED FOOL
ADMITED HE FRAMED RYAN AND SYAFIQ
COWARDY ASS
SUCKER
ZY GAY PARTNER
IDIOT PIMS
UGLY TRANSEXUAL{ALL TRANSEXUAL ARE UGLY BUT HE IS THE UGLIES}
LOUSY LIAR

sct: i just pass my sit and reach thus there is no way i can suck my dig
i have to admit sometimes my dad is a little crazy as he express his love through hugging and he thinks that ryan is 'sa bui sak' [hokkien]
i never framed ryan as framing is never my style
i never find any boys attractive
these pims are some sort of alleggic to certain medcine

2:24 PM

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Today, Chin Teck tat loser accused Ryan of stealing his money n he have told his father. His father said tat he is goin to blow up this case after the exams. Isnt Chin Teck makin a mountain out of a molehill???????????????


chin teck is a daddy boy
c'mon give me a hug

sct: this is actually a trick i used to scare ryan in telling the truth but i found him maybe/comfirm/prephaps innocent and to the person who took the money, you watch out if i find you.

4:00 PM



E4 DAILY NEWS
-> ryan almost got killed by a motorcycle
-> class photo
-> ng and puvan [special]
[ a little haze from some forest burning from neighbourhood country/sulphuric perfume:10/100 ]

RYAN ALMOST GOT KILLED BY A MOTORCYCLE
when sct and ng was walking out of the school gate, ryan decide to pour water over sct but later he tried to punch sct and he missed him. ryan tried to run across the road to avoid being killed but as he dashed past the road, a motorcycle came. ryan notice the motorcycle coming and he quickly move to avoid the motorcycle.[ what a waste he wasn't killed] ppl please do not suka suka cross the road without looking at the car coming [ although i enjoy jay walking ]

CLASS PHOTO
everybody should have gotten their class photo alreagy but there are some MiStAkEs in them.
->the one with the class name at the bottom spelled andrew name as [adrew]
-> for the special candid, there is a one eyed cyclop beside samuel lim.

NG AND PUVAN
remember miss ng said that she heard there was someone screaming, it is actually ng. these two idiots are milking each other[ when mr yeo taught us how his teacher milked him] sct heard that ng was allowed to milk puvan for 24 times in exchange for the maple ... as ng over milked puvan, puvan decide to milk him back and ouch that's gonna hurt.

that is the end of todays news.
reports by [ SCT ]

3:40 PM



attention e4 ppl
if you want to join the [chin teck you sux club]
all you need to do is to contact me.
[syafiq]

3:09 PM

Monday, October 02, 2006

check out the background "music".It sounds like.......some one getting rape????All i know we have 2 more gays in class beside someone whose name is * not to be metioned.Sry for the delay by a few mins cose youtube process the vid damn slow.

*don be bitchy la!


5:11 PM



URGENT REPORT!!

LoL!! not urgent at all man! Did I scare u?? Hope i didnt..

Well, Its Me! Dickson Lee! The Carrot Boy! They called me carrot boy cause my bag has orange stripes.. Carrots could camouflage on my bag.. o.O

This time, im posting a picture about Puvan, Slamming on Chin Teck. I have a video of them fighting too.. but I sent it to winston.. He told me he was gonna post it and so...
-DDDRRRUUUMMMM RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL PLEASE!-

























Chin Teck looks like he is enjoying this.. Totally man..


Well, Thats about it! Who wants the video tell me! i send to u! ;)

Yours faithfully/truly/sincerely/shitly/wat ever-ly,
Dickson

(PS. Chin Teck! U delete this means u coward! AHAHAHAHAHA )


4:57 PM



for those who want to know exactly wad happened and not to frame ppl by saying tat he/she throw PE shirt at him/her. Enjoy the fight.Puvan pinning chin teck vid out soon.


4:46 PM



Y DO I HV TO BE A WITNESS FOR EVERY PROBLEM????????????

I shall now announce 2 everyone tat i want 2 be a neutral!!!!!!!!!!!!1

3:45 PM



RYAN DOWN FALL PART1 by sct
this is a news regarding ryan lim:

in the morning, i noticed that puvan, ng,syafiq and ryan were talking about my music box file.
some of them told me that if i want to know where is my music box file, i would have to pay them $5 each.

ng later told me that ryan threw my music box file in the bushes. puvan said that the reason was that i always bully him {wasn't ryan the one who always provoke others and get himself into trouble} later on, during english self study period, i was able to get a list of ryan fault and how he provoked us. ryan came again later and decided to pay me the money for the loss that is $10. he said:'i'll only pay you $7 now as i still need to help my mum buy some stuff" [ng can be my witness]

later on during D&T, he gave me another $2 and wanted me to forget about the remaining $1
there was a time when ryan walked out of class to take his bag and during that time, he could easily do anything to my stuff. when i walked out of the school gate i notice that all my money was gone.

i started to suspect that ryan took my money[he claims tht syafiq was his witness]

on the way home, i kept calling him and there was no reply.
there was later a little argument through sms.

sct: f*** you did you take my $27 better own up or i tell everyone you're dead meat
ryan:what $27 i got my own moneytake yours for what. i swear.
sct: who believe
ryan: so what you got no evidence
ryan: so what you got no evidence don't accuse me. if i want take i take whole wallet take only money for what?
sct:which idiot would take the wallet
ryan: you no evidence don't accuse me

RYAN [insults and dares]
-> semester 1, there was once ryan took my art sketch book and made me fought with him to get it back art sketch book->every time get out of school, ryan would try to pour water at me.
it result to the following incident: [threatened to pour coke at ng and me] [ryan use 2 files to hit me but i defended myself] [tried to pour a whole bottle of water at me, i dodge and wrestled with him to empty the bottle]

->on the way to assembly, ryan tried to do 'kick and run' on me i caught him and kick his knee hard so that it would numb his leg but later he continued to attack me. next day he hired puvan raj to kill me for $10 but paid him not even a single cent

->during pw video filming he played truant and thus it the video we placed 'but not ryan lim'
he got angry and kept disturbing me while i was editing and kicked my chair during lesson

-> i and puvan were doing eye witness report and ryan came with a broom to 'attack' and 'provoke' me

-> most common is when he own money and don't pay money

ryan if you delete this , you admit you are wrong

2:58 PM

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wifeSubject: I've arrivedDate: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

4:55 PM