My greatest apology to all of u 1e4 members. I 4GOT TO PUT THE SCIENCE THEORY WB WS IN THE 1E4 CUPBOARD ANDD LEFT IT UNDER MY TABLE!! Sorry! sorry Sorry!! I not sure the stupid auntie will throw away anot... Anyway... i hope there was a kind soul who spotted it and put it into the class cupboard for me....
science rep >-dickson-< 10:05 PM
seriously, i dont lik it if u all keep posting videos here lor.. ppl post messages all become go until below below la... juz put the website can le mah...
#@!* 7:56 PM
PITY the singer plz.not bad liao he sing during concert.only high pitch got prob
W.t 6:44 PM
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
*Important*Holiday homework:
Lit- poem project CL-refer to the post made by wah lim EL-the oral worksheet D&T-the design research for information & the design idea(for the evens only) Art-research on the 3 artist : Chen Wen Hsi, Iskandar Jalil, Georgette Chen Maths-the worksheet given by the teacher and go watch the Ace-learning videos Geog- workbook page 26 & 28
these are some that i can think of...if got anymore inform me!!ty tongsotong 10:34 PM
CHINESE HOMEWORK
ok.. instead you all do not noe what to do for the chinese holiday hmk. this is wad we need to do :
1. zuo ye 22 and 23 2. one entries of diary.
for the diary thing right.. just write it like blogging lah.. just wad happen that day and wad u feel some thing like that.. ((: ya.. dunno can call me lah.. den see if i am free den i help u do lol.. ((:
Rach, wah lim 8:12 PM
ANTI MISS TAY CLUB Fees: may cost you a few demerits or detentions.
Members: Chinteck (Founder) (President) Puvan (Co-Founder) (Vice-President) Dickson (Co-Founder) (Secretary) Ryan (Co-Founder) (VIP + Counsellor) Clement (Member) (Class Disruptor) Samuel Ng (Member) Class Disruptor) Syafiq (Member) (Class Disruptor)
Mission: To make Juliana Tay esperience living hell to no end
Core values: Juliana Tay Sucks
News:
Today, 30 August 2006 (bye miss tay in 2007). It was a great success today in disrupting Juliana Tay's class. Syafiq proved himself worthy. However, Samuel Ng chickened out. Chin Teck has made fabulous ideas successful with the help of me. Ideas like the bird whistle and finding my art piece last minute was Chin Teck's idea. YAY! Miss tay was pissed off as i kept making noise outside the class. Anyway, here is wat happened after class when she confronted me, Jee Yong, Puvan and Roger.
Firstly, She asked Puvan to give her his father's hp number and phone number. Later Puvan went in to write it down on a piece of paper. She then told Roger to not 4get the artists name again and let him go. She then asked me why i didn't bring the STOOOOOPID sketch book. I told her that my sketchbook was under a stack of newspapers and i was toooooo lazy to take it out. She then kept askin me questions and i gave CRAP excuses then she asked me to buy a new sketch book. however, i told i did not have enough money and say i but tmr, which is the teachers day celebration. Then Puvan came out with a paper that wrote anonymous's phone number. hahas. Anyway, im not gonna buy a new sketch book... DOWN WITH MISS JULIANA TAY!!!!!!!!! Signing off, Dickson Lee Secretary of ANTI MISS TAY CLUB 6:36 PM
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
hi ppl!!!!!!! i got quite some time never post le......got miss me???(haha)
about the RH thing ar ...
i think she is a sucker la... she like to act cute can ask ppl it she can put her freaking books in the locker....if u turn her down her face straight away change from cute to "black"....WTF!!!!!!! la she want to put her books in sch then go buy locker la......
SHE CHEATED DURING THE SCIENCE TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!(as what was post previously by someone) i think when we get back our papers ar we should go tell the teachers lor..... teacher will comfirm fail her wan la kk i gtg le.....
signing off, tongsotong 10:21 PM
i got 42/50 for chinese and my lim bei still complian like hell man, highlight the below message[ ms tay will so gonna get it from me tommorow and i'm finding a blind man with AIDS, so that he could fuck her out of the class ] sct 10:05 PM
You guys should really count out the Kah Jun part... He practically sucks.. He's a good for nothing... HEREBY, I ANNOUNCE THAT WINSTON IS THE MOST SHUAI GUY... 10:01 PM
K, this is the results of the pollings, I wanted to pull the polls out at 31 aug but kah jun hor…haiz so even thought I dun lyk the results I will still post it as it is
The most chio gal we hav~ Jasmine as first with 24 votes, followed by lois with 20 votes den followed by Geraldine with 10 votes
The most shuai guy we hav~ KAH JUN as first with 23 votes[I can hear the wahhhsss=D] followed by Winston with 14 votes[???] den followed by Samuel ng n zheng yong tied with 10 votes
The most extra person with oni 2 candidates, roger takes the winning spot with 21 out of the total of 26 votes
And the vice-secretary~ We hav Andrew as first with 13 out of 29 votes, followed by jasmine with 11 votes followed by Cheryl with 3 votes, den Tanya and ellice with 1 vote each, too bad for the others as they get no votes
And e4’s favorite teacher is~ MRS WONG!!! With 17 votes followed by mr lam with 11 votes den ms leong with 2 votes
Err…the CCA poll is lyk quite bor liao lar, but the results are~ Arggg!!! Ncc n npcc takes the champion with 5 votes oni[lyk 5 VOTES ONI LEH!!! Y SO LITTLE CAN WIN???] followed by girl’s brigade n band with 4 votes each den CO and gu zheng taking third with 3 votes
Ahhhhhh!!!! Gym oni got 2 votes!!! Wat happened??? E4 got 3 gymnasts leh!!! 9:49 PM
Ms. Swan Gimme A Clue
7:21 PM
Ms. Swan at Drive Thru
Dickson here... AGAIN... dunno why but wanted to post this 7:21 PM
Hello everyone again
I've got a quote for ppl to say at teachers when they ask why u not paying attention. Found in RD (readers digest sept issue)
OK - here it goes
"There is no such thing as an attention span. People has infinite attention if you are enterntaining them"
This proves that the teacher ain't giving us enuff enterntainment and is boring us so... mayb this qoute is good for ppl who likes to sleep.
hahas... borring... 7:09 PM
Okay, my stupid 1e4 ppl.... U ppl should really read Sherrie's blog... It's filled with nonsensical stuff... and ya, btw, Sherrie is selling Wah Lim together wif herself... NOT WORTH TO BUY... THEY PROVIDE LOUSY SERVICES 1.... oh ya, Lois has a stead liao... Read from Sherrie's blog about lame news... 7:09 PM
MUAHAHAHA!!!! I found this stupid quote lol.... 'If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us'. Maybe this quote applies to those who hates Ms Tay? 6:58 PM
Anouncements to people in theanti miss tay club
Members of this club are: dickson - role model for IRRITATING insult and dances puvan - HECK care atttitute ryan - SLACKER attitude samuel ng chin teck - CRAZY ways to disrupt the class
STILL IN SEARCH FOR MORE MEMBERS
first order-highlight from 'p'.....'t' print out the pic so small that she can't see it P.S higlight the whole message to read about hidden messages
Anyone wants to join the club please tell me ur names. Thank you.
SCT 5:59 PM
COPEING LOCKER i herad this RH is someone is likes to cope ppl locker and the poor guy's locker is mostly filled with her books. I pity the guy cose he/she has to take RH's books for her, (BEING treated like a slave/maid/butler. But u all just care about RH. WE should learn to pity the guy, sympathise wif the guy......
ZOVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5:58 PM
Monday, August 28, 2006
regarding de sci test last weekk...there was a gurl by de initials RH...regina hongwho cheated by hiding mr yeo de bio notes under her desk and copying from there lo...wa lan eh, not onli 1 person see summore.......
tat gurl realli sux lyk hell...fukker lor she...
i knoe you all hate her...i hate her too....
Snowy136 these ppl who witness it sits near nisa 8:11 PM
hey ppl! u may not noe this but e4 has its daily shiet by lishi n geraldine n i uploaded it to youtube so search for-zhss e4's daily shiet[news]-tats the title lar, the tags r-zhss 1e4 shiet c u can find anot -jas=D 11:43 AM
Wahh.. E4 is suddenly so enthu about our blog. It makes me paiseh for some reason xD.
I've been missing in action but don't worry e4, you've all been on my mind :). I guess.
Hahaha, so anyway, Please join our very own..
NO SHOE CAMPAIGN.
Unique only to 1e4 of Zhonghua Secondary School, 2006, the No Shoe campaign has been set up so that we may experience how very pitiful it is to shuffle about without shoes. Nah, actually we don't give a shit, :D. I at least, don't give a shit. I just like to wriggle my toes in class.
:D
Yah, so anyway. JOIN US~!
FREEDOM TO THE TOES!!
YEYY!!
You don't have a choice.
By order of the Secretary. 12:35 AM
Saturday, August 26, 2006
Hey everyone...
its quite late now and i cant sleep. so i decided to come and post... and i just remembered - My new house is almost done!!! Im so happy... the light is so dam nice hmm... I think September hols i can move in le.... Stupid house drag on for 9 months and its finally over!!! Haha...
Anyway...
I came back from filming the Chinatown thing for the Dumb IPW bout 9.30~10.00pm... and...i have news about Samuel Ng... Shld i post this?? i know Chin Teck sure support me so i will post this. Ok - News bout My trip to chinatown...(concerns samuel ng and chin teck) 1:
I was comin out from the MRT station... i mean the EZ-link thingygummywat then i saw Chin Teck and Samuel. The next moment, i saw Chin Teck bursting out with laughter and i went up to him and asked him why. hmmm... His explanation was : HAHAA... the American Woman walked past me and samuel... She was wearing a low cut dress and when she past, Samuel's head turned IMMEDIATELY. Then i was chuckling away.... and the journey to film continues
News bout my trip to chinatown (concerns samuel ng and chinteck) 2:
We bought a coconut at smith st for $2.50 and found out that we were conned :( guess wat... no meat in the coconut except for the top thing which they cut off. anyway, we were drinking the stupid coconut that we were conned of and then me and samuel snatched the coconut away from chin teck. hahas. and chin teck came to our side of the table and we pushed it to the other side of the table and thus, making chin teck run around the table like a mad dog. I was laughing like mad at that time and i cant stop. Soon, i spit the juice tt was in my mouth out. lol then we went to film again
News update (edit on 28/8/06):
Hahas... Chin Teck reminded me of something that happend during our chinatown trip... and it goes like this - While walking to somewhere in Chinatown after finishing filming the food in Chinatown, we saw a very old woman standing in the middle of nowhere, sticking her butt out. This, of course ain't that funny. BUT, When we were on our way to go up the escalator, we heard a FART sound. Nope, not a short 1 like "poot" but it was like a LONG FART LIKE "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT" and it lasted for about 10s... yup, tts about the timing of her fart.
Tts about it lahhs *YAWN* Feeling tired... finally >-dickson-< 11:50 PM
Notice to art hater s
RE: HOW TO FIND A GOOD EXCUSE FOR NOT DOING ART HOMEWORK
First Excuse:
Miss tay told us to do research on ng eng teng and soo pieng BUT did not give us the question nor wanted us to print it out so don't bother doing!!!
Another Notice:
If you give her a teachers day card, she will complain why you did not do it AND if you did it yourself, she would complain about the standard thus don't even bother to get her anything
Chin Teck [ART SUX LIKE HELL] 10:31 PM
this message is to all art haters if you hate anything to do with art, join the anti miss tay club you will be trilled by the excitement when she scolds you and learn how to improve your 'excuse reason' remember to approach me any time you want to. FEE :Smay cost you a few detention or a few demerit points BUT : it is worth it why hesitate join now!!!
10:23 PM
ok. incase u all dunno how to get the picture for our stupid art homework of liu kang, soo pieng and eng teng. i have a website that have all their paintings.. ((:
make sure u PRINT it. otherwise, u all will have to write reflections again..
rach, wah lim 6:29 PM
hey 1e4-ers
watched harry potter before? [but of course]
remember the Harry Potter's Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans?
Yes? No? Well if ur answer is no then ... this every flavour bean has every flavour u can think of.. from vomit to rotten egg.. green apple.. grape jelly... blueberry..
yums..
i know the pic is quite small.. but u go make it larger urself.. kks..
INTERESTED?? i happened to come across a company that sells them.. and these beans are imported from USA.. 1 box is for $4.50.. if ure interested.. tell me.. NISA .. ok and i will contact the company abt the beans..
nisa 9:41 AM
Friday, August 25, 2006
Hard Gay cooking with kids
This is really funny... MUST watch 10:42 PM
Hard Gay- Ramen Shop (English Subtitles)
haha... this one really is funny 10:28 PM
people i know some of u dont like me....i dont care...... i just wana make sumthin clear...if u hate me just tell me....... dont be a coward and only tag it on the tagboard....if u tell me that u hate me i would gladly accept the fact.....
i rock
li shi 9:31 PM
get ready to hear the funeral bells on wednesday as miss tay will kill us for our reflection 5:00 PM
To: Members of 1e4
RE: NEW POLL AND ''INSTRUCTIONS''
Hey everyone...
There is a new poll entitled "Who should be our vice-secretary" and the idea came from Nisa
Please do not sabo anyone as it will cause misunderstanding and we will choose the wrong vice-secretary.
Thank you
From: Dickson Lee Dated: 25 August 2006 Time: 4:47 4:44 PM
Canon
This guy FREAK me out... though it could be quite old 3:51 PM
News update
News update 1: the 1n1ers are still angry with Roger for RAMMING their goalkeeper. To make matters worse, some IDIOT told their form teacher that they threatened us which they did not. Anyway, while playing soccer today another IDIOT told that Jia Quan or sth like tt that a person from our class called him an idiot/stupid. When he saw me, he said "wah lao! CHAO JI BAI!! YOU CALL ME IDIOT AH?" so i just told him " F.I.Y i did not call u that " and his friend popped in and said " F.I.Y u better f**k off " and i replied them by saying " u come find me what... i staying here all ther while leh." they nth to say then walk off.
News update 2: I didn't know Chin Teck was so hardworkin but... HE IS STUDYING GEOG NOW!! i mean like can u believe it?!?! haha.............................................
-End of News-
Sian... later needa go band at 5.30 for some idiotic performance...
In Case u dunno, im dickson :) hehe 3:32 PM
it all happen during recess... while we were playing, 1n1 came and used the goal post together with us. later when ROGER tried to shoot in the ball, it hit the 1n1 goal keeper. Roger ask if he was OK and he replied yes later, a 1n1guy came and said "why you hit our friend" "it was an acident" roger replied 'oh' accident huh?' later they shouted vugarities chin teck shouted:bloody barbaric bastard who look like red butted baboon we left the court and played else where while they continued shouting vulgarities 3:30 PM
Thursday, August 24, 2006
PLEASE DO NOT POST USELESS STUFF ON THE BLOG!!!
li shi 11:01 PM
UPDATE
New polling just below favourite teachers :) Title of poll - WHO MOST EXTRA and sorry only 2 choices which is roger or ryan. 1 vote per day no multiple votes.
>-dicKson-< 10:11 PM
To: Members and students of 1E4
RE: UNFAIR VOTING IN BOYS SECTION FOR THE MOST 'SHUAI' THINGY
My hatred 1E4, today I'm here to share with you my views on the new polling system for students in 1E4. I might type some text that may offend some people, hope you all will not mind.
I PERSONALLY feel that the voting system in this class blog is totally unfair. Voting for Kah Jun is like wasting your time and votes. Be more down-to-earth and vote for more 'shuai' guys like Wilfred or Zhi Sheng. In the next paragraph, let me elaborate on why u shouldn't vote for Kah Jun.
Ok, the reasons are simple. Let me tell you this briefly. He is lazy, stupid, idiotic, lame, exasperating and most of all, NOT 'SHUAI'.
I hereby vouch that the information I provided is true and accurate. Should there be of any need for clarification, I would be glad to be of assistance. Thank You for your kind attention.
people next time u post please put your name at the end of the post
thank you
li shi 8:05 PM
I beseech all members and students of 1E4 to get back at the idiot Clement... He is lik so **** irritating lor, always anyhow poe me.. Chin Hwee got bullied by Clement. Clement went to likethrow her books all around lor... and put her lock at our class sign... 7:44 PM
walao! 2day ms tay dam wat lor..anyhow scold, she say download leh!!! DOWNLOAD!!! not print!!! den we rite reflections very funny=D u shud hav read puvan's n chin teck's lar! LOL!!! 4:55 PM
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
LALALA 10:01 PM
study hard!!! 7:47 PM
Welcome to the 1e4 news.. deng deng deng DENG!
I am your new host.... Li shi....
On the 21 of august 2006, Tanya had two blisters on both her legs she could not even walk during the science experiment...but now she is feeling better.We wish u fast recovery Tanya....
Last week, Nicodemus was sitting at the science lab and suddenly, the chair broke into pieces... aww poor chair... i mean poor Nicodemus.....
By the way... please vote for the polling thing........ Thank you for reading the 1e4 news and bye bye.... 7:38 PM
Friday, August 18, 2006
i tell u arhs.. seriously..
the theme for today's geog lesson is TOGETHERNESS
ms lau was like repeating the word 'together' and the phrase 'come on, do it together, as a class'
let me teach u one geog equation LI SHI = MS LAU
LOL..
flipping out
nisa
10:30 PM
Thursday, August 17, 2006
To save our good classmates and visitors from scrolling up and down,
In Idex number order, presenting the femmes of E4!
Lois Clarinda Geraldine Ellice Regina Wah Lim Ingfa Joleen Nisa Francesca Lia Hui Juan Xin Yi Sherrie Chinhwee Jasmine Tanya Li Shi Cheryl
And now, the guys, also in index order.
Jee Yong Kah Jun Clement Faris Roger Dickson Ryan Samuel Lim Syafiq Samuel Ng Nicodemus Puvan Chin Teck Wilfred Winston Zheng Yong Andrew Zhi Sheng Shin Wei Sheng Hong Shu Bei
Please leave your vote with the poll generator, or tagboord, whichever your preference, and refrain from cheating by spamming with the same IP adress or going to the library and using all the different coms. Vote only once, people!
Be good and don't cheat!
:D
My vote ~
most chio = Lois or Jasmine. LOL. This is the honest truth, darl. xD
most shuai = Uh, Kah Jun or Zhi Sheng. =D. Undecided for the moment.
HAHAHA.
Have fun!~
( I SEE IT NOW. HAHA. OOPS? ) 10:17 PM
2day go com lab 4 el rite? n me, geraldine, nisa n lois saw smtink real funny LOL!!! we sit at the table at the furthest left den geraldine was looking at the other tables den she saw smtink spiking up from the com den when she stand up n c hor... its zhi sheng's hair lar!!! its lyk u canot c him but u can c his hair lar! den nisa wan to take photo using her hp den mrs wong canot c cuz ppl blocking her mah... BUT THE SYAFIQ WITH HIS BIG HEAD BLOCK THE VIEW!!! ornot we post the pic lor=( sad...ornot we're in for a real laff=) pls stop saying i lyk him, its REAL IRRITATINE=) 8:55 PM
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
got a poll for this cls blog=) dun blame me hor...cuz our cls blog is going to die? i dunno...cuz got nth to do den go create a poll lor=) btw, those choose others 1 pls say who u tink is most chio at the tag box by tagging ur ans name: poll ans,[person u tink is chio]
k? no prob, although the ans is quite obvious...juz poll for fun=D
jas 10:19 PM
Monday, August 14, 2006
New password. Ask me if ya wanna know -winks-
Gosh that sounded suggestive. Haha.
I PERFORMED MY SECRETARY DUTIES TODAYY. Be proud, be very very PROUD.=D.
BTW, E4. Be more enthu lehhhhh.. D=.
[ enter random shit here ]
Wheeeeeeee~
That's it I guess.
Oh , and one last thing before I go.
MR YOOSCOFF IS A FAGG.
Toodles. 10:22 PM
Saturday, August 12, 2006
hey=) first time posting cuz i cant seem to rem the user and pass whenever i wan to blog LOL! mayb i hav short term memo...i blogged to ask
WHO THE FREAKING MORON STARTED THE RUMOUR TAT ZS LYK ME ???IM FREAKING PISSED BOUT THIS SO CAN PPL PLS STOP SAYING TAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im calm,very calm=) bac to norm haha=P
for those idiots who still dunno who i m, im jasmine
PS by not using vulgarities,this post can b read by teachers if they happen to walk past u in the com lab=) aren't i kind? 6:06 PM
